Would it be SO incredibly impossible for you to wish your materfamilias a happy Mother’s Day in person? In private? Instead of on Facebook? Especially if she does not even HAVE a Facebook?
How much do you believe me? DESignER SHOES FENDI LOUIS VUITton discount! !! !
May 13, 2012
April 15, 2012
Every week is now No-Sleep Week?
March 28, 2012
March 20, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Wait, what did you just say? This isn’t a joke?
[ JOHANNAH curls up in the corner and cries.]
February 5, 2012
“Andrew in Drag” — The Magnetic Fields
January 15, 2012
IF I COULD CAPS LOCK AN EMOTICON, I WOULD
January 9, 2012
IF ONE MORE GODDAMN PERSON POSTS ONE MORE GODDAMN STATUS ABOUT COACHELLA
December 15, 2011
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December 13, 2011
Gluckschmerz
Full of aggressively mean-spirited feelings that feed into themselves by being shame-inducing. It is an entirely human reaction to what is going on in my life right now in the sense that it is entirely irrational. At least that’s how I’m justifying it to myself, because I don’t want to believe that I am a bad/mean person (when I know, of course, that I am! (To some degree, at least! (and there I go, justifying again))).
I am mostly trying to get over myself and just be glad that I have a cat who makes me feel *loved* when she sleeps like a little human being with her body stretched out under the comforter and her head on the pillow next to mine, purring so hard it tickles, and just generally setting a good example by being soft and furry and happy.
December 12, 2011
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